
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation
(via likeanymisfit)
- Me three years ago: Oh God I hope nobody realizes I'm gay
- Me now: Dammit why doesn't anybody realize I'm gay

I’m losing my mind,
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i ain’t tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
(via getupandgrow)
Shoshonna when I’m drunk, Marnie when I’m sober.
(via theroyalkallietenenbaum)








